Big Bang Boat Theory, A Short Story (Digital Download)

Tired of management's crazy decisions? Ever feel like you need to build a boat to escape the daily grind? Then dive into "Big Bang Boat Theory," a hilariously absurd short story where workplace frustrations meet the, uh, unique application of cosmological principles.
 
Join our narrator as he advises a coworker on constructing a seaworthy vessel using popsicle sticks, chewed bubble gum wrappers, a meticulously-aged Civet, and a single stick of dynamite. Yes, you read that right.
 
If you're ready for a laugh-out-loud escape filled with bizarre logic, questionable engineering, and a disturbing Jolly Rancher analogy, then grab your copy of "Big Bang Boat Theory" today! Just be sure to keep the dynamite away from the Civets. You've been warned.
 
This book was digitally set with Adobe Caslon Pro at BOOKFORGE EDITIONS in historic Erie, Pennsylvania.
 
THE BIG BANG BOAT THEORY will appear in the short story collection, Lavishly Entangled Words of Enlightenment, written by Edward Patrick Kranz. The compilation will consist of semi-autobiographical fiction and other eloquences of deceit.